Ha, ha! I bet I know what you were thinking when you read the title of this post! And you were NOT thinking I was going to say, “orange”!

Truth is, I love food. I love to eat food that has strong flavors, but I more than taste. I like the texture, the juiciness and whether I have to lick it or chew it. There is so much more to food than just fueling your body with energy. If you do it right, eating certain foods adds a look to your sexiness and your sex appeal.

Some of it is a nice mental exercise. You can just imagine that the act of biting into something and tearing it away, savagely claiming possession of it – or slowly licking and gently it with small, sweet slurps and tenderness – is just like making love.

When I get a big navel orange, I can’t wait to get home and sit in my favorite comfy chair and bite into that bad boy. I peel away the skin in small chunks, digging in with my fingernails and tearing it savagely away from the soft pulp. I toss the pieces of skin onto the floor, paying it no mind. Then, when I get to the inner sections of the orange, I pull the whole thing up to my face, slowly, taking it all in. I smell the delicious scent, I look at the plumpness with the promise of sweetness deep inside. I push my fingers into it, firmly and steadily inserting one or two fingers into the wetness. And then, a deliberate, slow, and probing bite. Mashing my entire face into the orange, letting the juices explode all over my face and drip down my chin.

This is how I make love to a woman and how I want someone to make love to me. Think about that next time you have an orange in your hand.